Wow. This is ridiculous! I have to buy a ball gown. My ball gown will be subsidized by the government of course - thank you federal loans. So far, the government has helped fund the following purchases:
1) Britney Spears tickets
2) Plane tickets to Portland, Seattle & Phoenix
3) Tickets to an Inaugural Ball
4) A ball gown
5) Christmas presents
6) Oh yeah, and of course, student service fees:)
Thank you government. I will pay you back when I can. I would also like to thank my professors for so generously giving me the opportunity to miss classes the first week of school. Wow. I still feel like this is too good to be true. Ok. Onto buying plane tickets. Obamanos baby.
DISCLAIMER: I am joking about the government money thing so do not take me seriously and take away my student loans. Thank you.
1 comment:
That's amazing - I'm so excited for you!
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